The New Zealand Adventure: The Wicked Campervan Experience

Campervans are very popular way to travel in Australia and New Zealand. You’ll them everywhere you go, and the Wicked Campervans are pretty much the most noticeable vans around. Wicked converts your average minivan and equips them for camping and road-trips. However, they also give the outside a makeover that would shock your average soccer mom. They graffiti the outside of each van with extremely creative captions and designs, that also tend to be extremely lewd. You get no say in which one you get, but I have to say, ours was actually pretty tame . . . thankfully.

Part of the fun of driving around in one though, is that there is a certain camaraderie amongst Wicked Camper drivers. They’re pretty visible to begin with, and when you take into consideration a place like New Zealand, where there are long stretches of nearly empty road, you can’t help but notice each other. So, whenever you see another wicked van go by, you honk at each other in solidarity.


One might have reservation about the roominess of a travelling around in a campervan. Our van wasn’t huge – like I said, it’s a converted minivan – but it was surprisingly comfortable. I always say I never knew I could be so happy living out of such a small space.


When we went to turn in our van at the end of trip, they were starting a new tradition at our location. They handed us some magic markers and told us to go to leave our mark on the inside. I left a couple of doodles and tips, but Greg really went to town.

We had an awesome time travelling around in our camper, but I have to say, I’m really happy I didn’t have to spend ten nights staring up at Greg’s freaky eye.

The New Zealand Adventure: Final thoughts and impressions

Our adventure came to a close on day 10, back in Christchurch. The final day was much like the first, but in reverse. We had to clean up our van and get it back to Wicked, so there wasn’t much of chance to see anything more in the city. The final day may have been kind of quiet, but the trip was truly amazing.

The funny thing is that New Zealand was never really on my radar as place I absolutely had to visit until we found ourselves in that part of the world. I could not have anticipated how entranced I became with the place. I mean – I’m still writing about it 9 months later, and the memories are still bright and vivid in my mind.

New Zealand is a place like no other – quite literally. It split off from the other continents so early that the flora and fauna there is unlike anywhere else. They had no indigenous mammals whatsoever. With no animal predators to worry about, insects and birds developed mammal-like qualities. For example, birds like the Kiwi learned to nest on the ground.

No place is perfect, and like anywhere New Zealand has its issues. They’re still trying to work out problems with the wildlife brought on by their earliest white settlers. Possums weren’t the only animals the settlers brought in that caused problems. Rabbits were also brought over, and they attacked the vegetation. To deal with the rabbits, they introduced ferrets, stoats and weasels. The problem is that they didn’t just check the rabbit population; they went after the birds too – birds that were often extra vulnerable due their ground nests. They’re still trying to get these animals in check. Along many trails, traps for the stoats and weasels are fairly common sights. Not all the solutions that are considered seem all that environmentally sound.

The environmental problems are sad, particularly considering that this place is such a playground for outdoor lovers; still these were the worst problems we heard about --- or at least that were discussed in front of us outsiders.

Hopefully, they’ll be able to get their conservation efforts in order and this place will remain the haven it is. In recent years, they’ve gotten a tourism boost brought on by the popularity of Lord of the Rings and other movies that have been filmed throughout the country, including Wolverine and the Chronicles of Narnia. I can’t help but hope that the increased tourism doesn’t spoil the vast, pristine beauty.

Still, I can easily see how the landscape can’t help but inspire. I fell head over heels in love.


To cap it off, here is a slideshow of Greg's favorite shots from the trip:

The New Zealand Adventure Part 7: Aoraki Mt. Cook & the Mackenzie District

Mt. Cook over lake Pukaki

Mt. Cook was the final major stop on our tour of the South Island. The area is kind of interesting in that it has some strikingly gorgeous sights, and some that are . . . well, strikingly ugly.

Mt. Cook is New Zealand’s tallest mountain. The Maori name is Aoraki which means “cloud piercer,” and it’s easy to see how it got its name.

Mt. Cook has been a longtime destination for mountain climbers. In the Mt. Cook village you’ll find the Sir Edmund Hilary Alpine Center, a gorgeous museum and educational center dedicated to the area and the history of mountain climbing. Entrance is free and absolutely worth a visit.

Plus, it ‘s a good place to pick up maps and information about area and the trailheads to several treks are right nearby.

The ugly part came in at the Tasman Glacier head. This is just my opinion of course, but this is not the prettiest place in the South Island; that’s not to say it isn’t still really interesting and impacting. My understanding is that the construction site appearance of the lake basin the glacier flows into is due to the fact that the glacier has done a little back and forth action – it advanced, retreated, advanced again, and is now once again in retreat. The result is that it has turned the terrain to rubble.

On top of the mountains of rocks, the glacial silt makes the water on this lake look dusty grey. (It's possible that in different light the water might look different, but that day it was murky.)

The place like it could have been the location for Mordor – it wasn’t . . . but it looks like it could have been. (Actually, prettier fields not too far away were the locations for Gondor.)

Just a little ways down the road, the glacial flour in some of the other lakes nearby created a completely different effect. At Lakes Ohau, Tekapo, and Pukaki light plays off the silt in this magical way that creates an intense turquoise blue color. It looks pretty otherworldly.

In between Lakes Tekapo and Pukaki we stopped at Mount Cook Salmon Farm, which is hidden just off the main road. According to their website, the farm is eco friendly and sustainable. We got there right at 5:00, so we didn’t get to tour the place much, but we did get to see a bit and feed the fish.

The pens were crowded with salmon, but they looked beautiful and the water was clean and that crisp aqua blue.

Most importantly, the salmon was delicious! We ordered a plate of sashimi and were served a heaping plate. The fish was firm and absolutely luscious.

Filled with tasty salmon sashimi, it was time to head out of the Mackenzie District and head back to Christchurch to complete our South Island loop.

Here's my slideshow:

and a link to the rest of Greg's.

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The New Zealand Adventure Part 6: Queenstown, Arrowtown, and Glenorchy

Lake Wakatipu

Once upon a time, Queenstown was a gold mining town. At some point down the line, Queenstown started to reinvent itself as the adrenaline capital of the world. The first commercial bungee site started here, and since then they’ve found a million other ways to give you a natural high. It’s THE resort town for adrenaline junkies.

The night we got back to Queenstown, we met up with Sabina who had just been skydiving that afternoon. The next morning she had tickets for an adventure combo pack to go jet boating, heli biking, and some other craziness all before lunch. You can also go canyoning, white water rafting, canyon swinging-- you name it, they got it. While some of the water adventures sounded fun, none of the many methods of plummeting through air held much allure for me, given that my heights seems to be getting worse by the day. (To be fair, I think Greg would have liked to go on the canyon swing – it’s exactly what it sounds like -- a bungee swing that flies back and forth across a canyon.)

No bungee or skydiving for me; or maybe I’ll wait until I’m 65 and then rumor has it, they let you jump for free. While Sabina sought out ways to keep her adrenaline levels pumping I decided to indulge my inner geek -– and I dragged Greg along with me.

With Sabina in Queenstown, after her morning of adventure sports and in the middle of our day of geekdom.

First, the history nerd got to come out to play. We began the day in Arrowtown, where we toured the ruins of a Chinese mining settlement that sprang up during a gold rush.

The rest of the town is a cute little vacation spot with restaurants and shops and I took the opportunity to pick up a few gifts for family and friends. Among the many popular souvenir items, I found the merino-possum wool blends to be particularly interesting. Bushtail possum we brought to NZ to establish a fur trade, however, with no predators to keep them in check, their population exploded, and they have wreaked havoc on the native birds and vegetation ever since. The situation got even worse when fur fell out of fashion, since hunters have no incentive to capture them. Clothes blending NZ’s famous merino wool with possum fur is still manufactured and popular there. The amazing part is that the blend is actually much, MUCH softer than plain merino wool . . . and in this case, wearing fur is actually be good for the environment. I picked up a scarf for my dad; I kind of wish I'd bought one for myself too.

We spent the second half of our day of nerdom touring Middle Earth. Yes, we geeked-out completely and took a Lord of the Rings tour. We booked a trip with a small company called Pure Glenorchy that takes you in SUV to visit the film locations in the area and they show how images were spliced together to create the world.

Greg begrudgingly stands in for Faramir.


Borrowed from this site.


Somehow the Dead Marshes don't look quite so dead in real life.


Borrowed from this site.


You can see parts of this mountain on the right hand side of the image of Isengard. Parts of this area also served for the Misty Mountain.


This gorgeous wooded area was used for Amon Hen and parts of Lothlorien.

The weird thing was that the other group on our tour was an older Israeli family – a brother and sister and their spouses—who seemed completely uninterested in the movie information. They were very nice, but while we were trying to listen to the bits about how this image was cut with that image to create Ithilien, the Misty Mountains, Isengard or whatever, they’d all kind of gloss over. I’m not the biggest LOTR buff by far – we didn’t show up in costumes or anything . . . although I have been trying to convince Greg for years that we should be Arwin and Aragorn for Halloween. This group, however, seemed barely to be familiar with the movies – like this epic trilogy was something they heard spoken about, or maybe they saw one and then decided to take this tour. That did detract from the experience a bit.

However, the areas we drove through around the little town of Glenorchy are spectacularly pretty, and while you can buy a LOTR location guide, it would be very hard to get to a lot of the spots and it would be even harder to pick out certain locations since many images were composites of different places. Several companies offer a LOTR tour, but one thing I have to say for Pure Glenorchy’s tour, is that they provide a small lunch stop. Our tour guide brought apricot bars that his mom made and they were absolutely scrumptious!

Plus, now I can say that I’ve been to Lothlorien and to Paradise!

Despite what the sign says, it is possible to exit Paradise; however, it wouldn't mind going back.

On our way out of town later the evening, we got a chance to see some of what we might of missed when we stopped off at popular bungee bridge. I shuddered at merely looking over the edge, and then my attention was quickly sidetracked by the site of the Pillars of the Kings.

No interest in jumping from here.




Borrowed from this site.

The Full Day:

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If you are looking for a locations guide, this is a good one. The page of Faramir looking over Ithilien is from this book.